The NEW crotchless panties

I have a beagle puppy who is right at a year old. If you have ever had a young dog, you know that they like to um EAT underwear. In very specific places. Like the crotch. Needless to say I went through a LOT of underwear with Spot. Well I try and reuse as much stuff as possible instead of throwing it away, so I kept the chewed underwear and use them as rags to clean with. AFTER washing them of course.

Most people who know me, know I am NOT a morning person. So I stumbled out of bed this morning, grab a pair of underwear from the drawer and the rest of my clothes, and proceed to get dressed. I go to work, procrastinate, do some work and then run to the store. While at the store I decided to make use of their facilities instead of having to use my cold porta potty. Imagine my surprise when I notice that my underwear is only being held together by the elastic on one side! Thankfully there was no one else in the bathroom because I about died laughing.

Obviously I need to lay my clothes out the night before, AND pay more attention when I am sorting clothes. I must have put the rag in my underwear drawer by mistake.

OOPS!