Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Mommy Fell in Cow SHIT Water and Other Tales From the Race

We all went to the Nascar Nationwide series race at the KY Motor Speedway last weekend. We went last year and had a blast so decided to go back again this year. We stayed at the same campground because the people are extremely nice and it is a fun place to camp. They have a stream that runs through part of the grounds that the kids like to play in. Daniel remembered it from last year and could not wait to play in it when we got there on Friday. After we had camp set up and had grilled some hotdogs we all went down to the creek. Jeff wanted to walk all the way down to the bridge and get out there. I told him I did not think you could get out there but he insisted that you could. Oh yeah you can get out there.....the same way that the cows cross over. Right where they um go to the bathroom. We were crossing the creek when SPLASH!!! I slipped and fell in. In the cow crap water. With my camera. And only pair of sneakers I brought with me. NOT HAPPY!

Needless to say I had to walk through the camp to get to the showers and all the people that worked there teased me all weekend long about swimming with the cows. The closest Wal Mart was 20 miles away and was the sorriest super center I have ever seen. I had to buy a new camera and a nice new pair of shiny silver sneakers because that was the only freaking pair they had.

I have rotten luck with cameras. I lost mine last year when I was leaving the race because my bag had a hole in it and it fell out. 6 months before that I left mine on the top of the car when I was getting Daniel in the car and forgot about it until I heard it bounce off the top of my car while going down the highway. This makes my 3rd camera in less than 2 years time. If this one does not last I am giving up lol.

We had a blast at the race on Saturday. (And no I did NOT go in the creek when the boys did.) Daniel chowed down on a huge bag of kettle corn and sat back and waited for the wrecks. (That is his favorite part) We got to see a couple right in front of us so he was very happy about that. Joey Logano beat out Kyle Busch right at the end of the race for the second year in a row. I was happy about that because I do not like Kyle Busch.

All in all it was a great weekend. Other than the cow water incident.

Monday night Jeff's brother called and Daniel wanted to tell him about the race.

D: "Mommy fell in the cow SHIT water!"
B: Hysterical laughing at Daniels choice of words.
J: "Daniel! Don't say that! That is NOT nice."


Oops I think I might have used a few choice words after falling in the water. Bad Mommy.

The clean part of the creek.





I want a job driving one of these






Coming out of the garage area before the race




Waiting for the race to start

Boogity boogity boogity let's go racing boys!


7 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

Cow shit water? Sounds like Nascar to me!

Janelle said...

Oh that's too funny! I'm sorry it happened and you had to buy new stuff! But oh, it's funny :)

mrsb said...

Hahaha! I have to say it: I find it hilarious when little kids curse. Not on a regular basis, of course! But that random curse that just pops up out of no where (usually after you've said it yourself, lol!).

Jessica said...

I have to say that this sounds just like something I would do. Your story telling makes it a bit humorous. :) Sorry you fell and had to visit a crappy Wally World. I just can't stand crappy Wal-Marts. :)

Shadows of the goddess designs said...

sounds like a fun time was had by all..cept when ya fell in the water :P

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

bet that was funny as hell

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