Monday, April 6, 2009

The mind of an almost 4 year old

5:45am

*Creeeeeek*
Roll over look at door. Daniel is naked.
WAIT!
"Daniel why are you naked?"
"Because I had an accident."
"Did you pee in your bed?"
"No I pooped my pants! I tried to get to the bathroom but I didn't make it!"
"Where are your clothes?"
"In the dirty clothes."

At this point Jeff gets up with him. He has used approximately half of a roll of toilet paper to try and get the poop off of him and he still missed a few spots. After inspecting the clothes it seems like he peed as well. Bed was not wet but the ummm skid marks were a little disgusting so sheets had to be changed anyway.

Not sure if he has an upset tummy or what. That is the first time he has done that. NOT what you want to wake up too. Especially at 5:45am. Especially when you are not a morning person. Especially when it takes you so long to go back to sleep that the alarm is going off.

7 comments:

mrsb said...

Hahahahaha! Oh, sorry to laugh! Really.

Hahahahahaha!

So funny. I know not at the time, but one day you will laugh. I've had enough of my own mornings of poop to know!

aaensons said...

that sucks i just wish my son was potty trained i hate the mornings when he wakes up and is soak through his diaper

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP said...

eww but at least he tried to clean up

Jessica said...

This is pretty much my life right now. I hope Daniel doesn't have a tummy ache. There is a virus going around.

Janelle said...

Isn't being a mom great? Good times!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Poor little guy... Kids do have accidents. Hope that it doesn't happen very often... Good Luck!!!!

Hugs,
Betsy

MJ said...

Just imagine when Daniel's about 15 and this story pops up in his high school class :)