Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The NEW crotchless panties

I have a beagle puppy who is right at a year old. If you have ever had a young dog, you know that they like to um EAT underwear. In very specific places. Like the crotch. Needless to say I went through a LOT of underwear with Spot. Well I try and reuse as much stuff as possible instead of throwing it away, so I kept the chewed underwear and use them as rags to clean with. AFTER washing them of course.

Most people who know me, know I am NOT a morning person. So I stumbled out of bed this morning, grab a pair of underwear from the drawer and the rest of my clothes, and proceed to get dressed. I go to work, procrastinate, do some work and then run to the store. While at the store I decided to make use of their facilities instead of having to use my cold porta potty. Imagine my surprise when I notice that my underwear is only being held together by the elastic on one side! Thankfully there was no one else in the bathroom because I about died laughing.

Obviously I need to lay my clothes out the night before, AND pay more attention when I am sorting clothes. I must have put the rag in my underwear drawer by mistake.

OOPS!

8 comments:

Janelle said...

Nice! :-)

I don't know if I would have blogged that one!

Natalie said...

I started not too, but then I decided that I could get over my embarassment and share. It is pretty funny.

aaensons said...

dont feel bad my dog ate mine one day and then i told my hubby. the next day he said that he had found mine and asked if i wanted him to wash them. I asked him where they were at and he said my dog had pooped them out. I told him no to throw them away that was just gross.

Femin Susan said...

Great blog.
cheers!

Thrifty Florida Mama said...

Just found your blog and love it! I spit Coke across the room reading about your undies. Too funny and way too true! I'll be visiting more.

MJ said...

Yeah, having a little puppy myself I can sympathize. A couple months ago, I didn't realize that she had found a pair of my jeans, and chewed the crotch out... I discovered this as I was slipping into them to run out of the house! Luckily I figured it out before actually leaving!

Jessica said...

Hilarious! :) I'm a walking zombie in the mornings myself. I wonder how I make it to work in one piece at times.

Liz said...

All I have to say is... HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And LOL. That really made my morning. That happened to me with a bra last week.